Why???

Body, why do you do this to me??? Why can't you either have AF show up on time or get pregnant??? Why do you have to play games with me? Why do you let me have hope that I might be pregnant and then bring all of that crashing down? Why can't you just be normal and do what you are supposed to do!!! You just piss me off! I can't stand when you do this to me!! Just be normal for once!!! Don't get me all excited and then hurt me!!! UGGGGHHH!!! I hate you body!!!!!